Some facts

Roma is an obsessive hand washer.

Ilmare knows about Roma's hand-washing, and constantly hides bits of excrement in the fingertips of her gloves.

Roma also secretly loves to run her fingers through the hair of halflings as they sleep.



Pyrite comes from a long line of gem-setters of the finest order, and was being groomed to continue the family tradition... until it was discovered that he was completely colorblind. That's where the abandonment started...


Grotten, similarly mistrusted by their parents, was locked in the cellar with Pyrite at a young age. Out of sheer boredom, he gnawed his way into a keg of ale and chose it as his mother.





Grath doesn't really have his heart in smiting evil. He really just hates conflict, but doesn't have the pure faith that's a given in his order. He knows that he might not be capable of being the paladin he wants to be, to fit in. His aggression in battle is just overcompensating for his self doubt, which is why he doesn't just charge right in.



Despite his diminutive stature, Ilmare never uses the short urinal.

...he uses the sink.